old war movies

old war movies can be SERIOUSLY corny. for instance. when it is a big battle scene, they usually show some old war footage that you definatly know shouldn't be in there. oh and the dialouge! for instance.

Army

"Alright men! we got the japs/krauts on the run! let's get em!!! *ROAR!!!*

Japan/German General

"These Americanaoes will never defeat our supperiority! we will win! for the fatherland/empire!!!" *ROAR!!!!*

Army

"We're winning! I just saw a German/Jappenise general fall down in defeat!

Japan/German Major

"FALL BACK! FALL BACK!! WE ARE LOSING!! DON'T LET THEM TAKE YOU ALIVE!!!"


see wut i mean? these people cant make up ANYTHING else?

INFOMERCIALS

infomercials are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO time wasting. like a TOOTHPASTE DESPENSER!!! SOOOOO DUM! if you cant get the toothpaste out of the tube, dont ya think its the time to get a new one? and its always twenty bucks. i will demonstrate *AHEM*

"HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH TOOTH SLUETH! THE ULTIMATE TOOTH CLEANING MECHANISM! watch as debbie shows how this EXTREMELY easy to use! call now and you will recieve a toothbrush! a 40 dollar value all for the price of 19.95!" just pay shipping and handling.

random words for the day

RANDOM BLLOPP GLOP AND SOP AND MOP THE TOP OR FLOP AND PLOP!!! plops in you socks! haha

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! k that is like a five year old got a hold of my computer i was just makin a stair set. (with the words)

randomness

the type has been set to LARGEST!!!! wooooooottttt

POP to the CORN buddddddduy...... haha. this is random. yay!! random ness is the ness of random. 

RANDOM! RANDOM! RANDOM! RANDOM! RANDOM! NESSSSSSSSSNESNESNESNESNESNES NES NES NES OF THE RANDOM BOIII!! WHOOOOOOO OOPS SORRY I MEAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT@!!!!!!!

i am here to introduce you to pockey. the aisian snack that is a biscuit dipped in chocolate and in stick form. besides eating,these are great to keep you awake in class and get a laugh out of your friends......... as the pix below will show.

that's pockey for ya!

i was waiting in the checkout line at wal-mart and a STRANGE lady asked me if i had found a elephant on my computer. When i give the sane answere that i had not, she started SCREAMING, "ALIEN! ALIEN! YABBA DABBA DO!!" and pulls a lamp out of her purse and aimed it at me like it was some alien bazooka. yeah, crazy, i know.






and i know you will be happy to know that this was NOT true, and i just TOTALLY made up.

the start weekend

the start of weekend is ALWAYS fun... so to kick it off right, i have this *cool* yin yang thing

something i fished up from the depths that is known as my computer webcam.. i wonder if i'll EVER do my hair like that again. maaaaaaabye..... WHO KNOWS.... i guess God knows... gettting sidetracked. okay, yeah. not really much to say so i should PROBABLY stop talking...

thanks to hp and their awesome effects, i was able to bring to you.,,,,,,, REDNECK BILL! the ultimate redneckish guy who felll headfirst into a VERY HUGE AND SHARP cake mixer!!!

i KNEW playin with that chlorine wasn't safe!

i love randomnessss.

i love randomnesss because it iis so RANDOM!! ppopcorn. see? its bouncing off the wall stuff (oo, that sounds like fun, i think ill doo that later) and it can spice up a conversation really well. for example.

Bored person 1

"So, why are you heading to Sweden?"

Bored person 2

"Oh, i just loooooooooove taking long flights getting kicked in the back by a five year old kangaroo jack as if my back isn't already aching from carrying luggage." "hint" *sarcasim is also fun*

Bored person 1

"I'm bored."

Bored person 2

"I'm MORE bored."

Bored person 1

"I'm even MORE MORE MORE boreder than you'll EVER be."

Bored person 2

"Just to let you know mister bored person sir, i put a pack of c4 explosives under your seat when you went to the bathroom and will turn the WHOLE BANANA PLANE AROUND!!!!"

see what i mean? You TOTALLY didn't see that coming now, did you? RANDOM!!!!!!

this caption should prove the awesomeness of randomnesss.

awesome. random. junior highish.

HEYYYYYLO

funny title huh? that's wut my uncle says alot...... new blog! woo..... yeah so this is the blog where i (the parson's son) will post stuff. random stuff. hopefully.... yeah. okay. AWKWARDDDD..... yeah im just gonna design my blog now.....